Trump's Controversial Cognitive Exam Results

In a recent event that has sparked waves of laughter and disbelief online, former President Donald Trump proclaimed that he received the "highest mark ever" on his cognitive exam. You read that right—the bar has never been set so high!

What the Exam Entails

Last week, Trump underwent a publicly released physical examination, revealing that he stands at 6'3" and weighs 224 lbs. Amidst mentions of his 'active lifestyle' and 'frequent victories in golf,' the doctor’s memo stated that Trump displays "excellent cognitive and physical health." Yet, what sparked the most chatter was his performance on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA), a basic test designed to detect cognitive decline.

Perfect Score, But At What Cost?

According to the memo, Trump scored a perfect 30 out of 30, and of course, he couldn't help but brag about it during an Oval Office event. "I took my cognitive exam as part of my physical exam, and I got the highest mark. One of the doctors said, 'Sir, I've never seen anybody get that kind of— that was the highest mark,'" Trump exclaimed.

Twitter Reacts: A Flood of Jokes

However, the internet didn’t hold back, with users quickly pointing out that the MoCA is meant to screen for cognitive impairment, not to serve as a benchmark for intelligence. As one Twitter user quipped, "The point is to check if your mental faculties are declining. There are no 'highest marks' like it's a school test!" Another chimed in, jokingly stating, "Sir, this was the highest mark ever!!! You were the first one in history to correctly identify a giraffe and draw a clock!!"

A Familiar Narrative

This isn’t the first time Trump has muddled the specifics of his cognitive tests with intelligence. In 2018, he made headlines for claiming the test had a challenging ending but forgot not to mix up the nature of its purpose. The now-iconic phrase, "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV," might just come back to haunt him again as he insists on linking cognitive evaluations to IQ testing.

The Takeaway: Cognitive Confusion?

As social media continues to erupt with commentary, many are left wondering whether we should take Trump's statements seriously or as just another episode of political theater. One thing is clear—his claim to the title of cognitive champion is raising eyebrows, and the ongoing conversation is anything but dull. Stay tuned, because this saga is far from over.