In a dramatic turn of events, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has expressed outrage following a calamitous warship launch that ended in disaster. This mishap not only shattered the vessel but also Kim's image during its highly-anticipated public unveiling.

The failed launch occurred on Wednesday at the northeastern port of Chongjin, with Kim himself present, creating a spectacle of embarrassment as the new warship splashed down into the water.

Labeling the failure a "criminal act," Kim launched a scathing critique at those responsible, as reported by the state-run Korean Central News Agency (KCNA). He attributed the botched launch of the impressive 5,000-ton destroyer to sheer "carelessness"—a blow to North Korea’s national dignity.

In an effort to mitigate the fallout, Kim has ordered the warship to be repaired before an upcoming ruling party meeting in June, highlighting the political stakes tied to the incident.

Military analysts suggest that the unusual side launch technique, used due to space constraints at the shipyard, made the operation particularly risky. This bold move likely contributed to the vessel's loss of balance during its descent into the water.

Eyewitnesses reported that the spectacle unfolded before a large audience, amplifying Kim's humiliation. Satellite imagery indicated that the ship had rolled onto its side, mostly submerged, and draped in blue covers—truly a sight to behold.

KCNA quoted Kim as saying, "This serious accident has tarnished the dignity and self-respect of our state. Immediate restoration is not just practical; it’s crucial for the authority of our nation." Historically, North Korea has faced similar embarrassments, including both a satellite launch failure and a tragic apartment building collapse.

This warship, one of North Korea’s largest to date, fits into Kim's broader strategy of enhancing the nation’s naval capabilities, particularly with vessels that can launch multiple missiles. As Kim scrambles to salvage the situation, all eyes are on North Korea's next steps.