Introduction

In a recent eye-opening interview with TheGamer, Katsuhiro Harada, the long-standing director of the Tekken series, revealed that he once attempted to negotiate with KFC to feature none other than Colonel Sanders as a playable character in the iconic fighting game. According to Michael Murray, a game designer who participated in the discussion, the fast-food giants were not particularly receptive to the idea. 'Colonel Sanders appeared in games after that. So maybe it was just him fighting against someone that was posing a problem for them,' Murray elaborated.

10 Corporate Mascots That Could Make Their Entrance into Tekken 8

But fear not, Harada! If KFC isn’t on board, here are 10 other unforgettable corporate mascots that could potentially make their entrance into Tekken 8, all ready to throw down in epic battles!

1. Gritty

The wildly entertaining mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers could bring his chaotic energy to the game. With his unpredictable demeanor and undeniable agility, he’d make a great addition to the roster—who wouldn’t want to fight Gritty?

2. Mr. Muscle

There are multiple options for this household cleaning hero! Whether it’s the modern CGI version or the classic spandex-clad character from the ‘90s, Mr. Muscle would definitely add a unique flair to the Tekken series, and let’s be honest—the bathroom cleaner needs some action too!

3. The Go Compare Guy

Taking a break from selling insurance, this eccentric singer could jazz up fights with his catchy jingle, providing laughs and perhaps even some tiny financial gains from ads!

4. The Monopoly Man

Let’s be real—who hasn’t wanted to punch this guy? With a top hat and a mustache that screams “rich snob,' he would bring some comic relief as well as his money-themed attack styles.

5. The Laughing Cow

Her infectious laughter would make for great mid-game taunts, plus her penchant for fashionable accessories ties in perfectly with Tekken’s strong female characters. Imagine her taking on a bear! Sounds like a typical day in Tekken, right?

6. Clippy (Microsoft Office Assistant)

The ultimate troll! Clippy could appear to aid or annoy players as they battle, throwing in cheeky comments that might just cost players the victory. His quirky personality would create memorable moments throughout the matches!

7. Captain Birdseye

With his maritime themed puns and a hilarious storyline involving a missing salmon stock, he could have players rolling with laughter while they engage in combat.

8. The Andrex Puppy

This adorable character would need some redesigning to fit into the brutal Tekken meta. Just imagine him launching rolls of toilet paper while conducting relentless charge attacks—what a sight to behold!

9. Quaker Oats Guy

With that friendly but intense face, he’s got the warrior spirit! Channeling hidden rage, imagine him unleashing oat-powered moves that could knock opponents flat.

10. Julius Pringles

The man behind the mustache is more than just a snack mascot—he screams 'fighting spirit'! He’s like the Monopoly Man but with layers of salty revenge; a true testament to the competitive nature of snacks!

Conclusion

So, while Harada wasn’t able to secure Colonel Sanders for Tekken 8, there’s no shortage of vibrant characters that could jump into the fray! The mixing of corporate mascots with intense fighting mechanics could elevate the game to new comedic heights, providing players with not just skill-based competition but a load of laughter too. Now, which one of these characters would you want to fight with—or against? The possibilities are endless!