Late-night talk show hosts dissect Trump's cabinet selections

Late-night talk show hosts took to their platforms to dissect President Donald Trump’s controversial cabinet selections, which have sparked outrage and laughter in equal measure. Among the most discussed appointments are Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services and Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz as Attorney General.

Jimmy Kimmel's Commentary

During his Thursday show, Jimmy Kimmel criticized Trump's approach to governance, suggesting he treats the country like a reality television show. “It’s only been a week since he won his second term, and instead of iconic guests like Meat Loaf and Dennis Rodman, we have Matt Gaetz and Tulsi Gabbard at the helm,” Kimmel quipped. He pointedly remarked, “If we wanted a reality star to run the country, there were far better choices.”

Kimmel's biting humor continued as he responded to Trump’s appointment of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a figure long considered controversial for his anti-vaccine stance and conspiracy theories. “Who better to lead health services than a man whose brain has been partially consumed by a worm?” Kimmel joked, referencing Kennedy’s peculiar claims about his health.

Adding fuel to the fire, Kimmel suggested that Trump’s cabinet selections reveal a shocking reality about current politics. “It’s as if we are viewing the worst People’s Choice Awards—every day is a new joke,” he lamented.

Kimmel proposed various theories behind Trump’s unorthodox picks, ranging from testing the limits of the Republican Congress to simply showcasing a lack of sound judgment. “I believe he’s just not that bright,” he observed, delivering a pointed jab at the former president.

Seth Meyers Weighs In

Seth Meyers, another late-night host, echoed similar sentiments on his show. He highlighted the apparent absurdity of nominating Gaetz—who had been under investigation for serious allegations—as Attorney General. “It’s wild that this nomination happened just hours before the announcement, while Trump’s more rational chief of staff was unaware,” Meyers noted.

Meyers, expressing concerns shared by many in the political sphere, emphasized that such a move shocked established Republicans. Former Trump advisor John Bolton even labeled it “the worst cabinet pick in American history.” Meyers cautioned against focusing on character flaws and recommended that Democrats frame the narrative around corruption and the consolidation of power within Trump’s circle.

Stephen Colbert's Sharp Wit

Stephen Colbert also weighed in, humorously lamenting that every new day under Trump's administration seems to bring worse news. He made fun of Kennedy's appointment, labeling him as a “nepo baby anti-vax maniac" in charge of health services, and went on to highlight Kennedy’s controversial claims, including bizarre assertions about “chemicals in the water” influencing sexual orientation.

Colbert didn’t shy away from the absurd argument that people of Jewish and Chinese descent were somehow spared from the effects of Covid-19, which Kennedy had suggested. “The only thing that’s certain here is that absurdity reigns—like a bad comedy sketch,” Colbert quipped.

As for Gaetz, Colbert noted his resignation from Congress just before the House ethics committee was set to unveil damaging findings related to his behavior. “Coincidentally, 'Face Consequences' is also the name of his off-brand Botox,” Colbert added, blending humor with biting criticism.

Conclusion: A Controversial Start

As Trump's administration continues to unfold, it's clear that the decisions made so far are already the stuff of late-night legend. With hosts like Kimmel, Meyers, and Colbert leading the charge, these cabinet selections are not only prompting laughter but also igniting serious conversations about the direction of American leadership and governance. Will Trump's appointment of this "battalion of bozos" backfire or set a new tone for the era? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the late-night commentary will only get sharper.