What It's Like to Be Massaged by a Robot

Picture this: I'm lying face down in a softly lit room, the beats of Megan Thee Stallion's "Mamushi" pulsating through the air. Large robotic arms glide across a screen, tracing the outline of my body. No, I’m not at a wild German nightclub at 2 AM—I'm at a suburban shopping center, getting a massage from an Aescape robot.

Aescape touts itself as a groundbreaking company dedicated to revolutionizing the wellness industry with their robotic massage technology. Their signature product? A cushioned table equipped with robotic arms that tailor massages based on individual preferences.

The Experience: What Did I Choose?

I'm a massage enthusiast—nothing beats the bliss of having my muscles kneaded. So, I opted for a 30-minute "Power Up" massage for $60, advertised to leave me feeling invigorated. Research from the Mayo Clinic supports the benefits of massage therapy, linking it to reduced anxiety, enhanced circulation, and increased energy. But can a robot really compete with human touch?

Can Robots Replace Human Touch?

Crista de la Garza, a certified massage therapist, expresses skepticism about robots replacing her profession. While she acknowledges the value of massage machines, she emphasizes the unique benefits of human touch, especially during times of isolation. Studies even show that while robot massages may provide some physical benefits, they lack the emotional and mental health perks of human interaction.

Aescape touts its mission as enhancing rather than replacing human massage therapists, addressing industry labor shortages. The cheerful receptionist here confirms that many clients appreciate the robot, especially those uncomfortable with being touched by strangers.

So, What Happened During My Massage?

After donning sleek Aescape-branded attire for optimal body detection, I lie on the table while the robot scans my body. The interface allows me to choose my music (lo-fi jazz or classic rock?) and even customize visuals, like calming ocean waves or snowy mountains.

However, I quickly find myself distracted by the urge to fiddle with the controls. Unlike a human masseuse who guides you into relaxation, the robotic setup demands more brainpower. It’s a different kind of experience—one tinged with a tinge of anxiety about adjusting settings rather than simply surrendering to the relaxation.

Did It Actually Work?

Despite my initial doubts—what if the machine wasn’t strong enough or too aggressive?—I found the robot massage surprisingly enjoyable. The robotic arms, while not as precise as human hands, provided a gentle, warming pressure that eased my tension.

While I’m left feeling more relaxed and a bit looser, it’s no replacement for a human touch. The Aescape doesn't address my head, hands, or feet, critical areas for true relaxation. However, for a quick recovery after a workout or a way to kill time in the shopping center, it's a budget-friendly option that doesn’t require tipping.

Final Thoughts

In the end, while nothing can replicate the unique experience and emotional connection of a human massage, my time with the Aescape robot was a novel and enjoyable experience. You might just find me there again for a quick lift after a busy day!