A Dive into Doom: The Dark Ages

When I decided to jump into Doom: The Dark Ages, I expected a thrilling prequel to the 2016 reboot, perfect for newcomers eager to explore the lore. Regrettably, though I've always loved fast-paced first-person shooters, Doom and its sequel, Doom Eternal, had slipped past my radar — but I'll always cherish the hilariously terrible 2005 film and its chaotic first-person sequences. Ready to unpack the backstory, I geared up for the Slayer's origin tale and a wild ride through a demon-infested world.

Absurd Narrative, Unmatched Mayhem

After grinding through the game's hefty 10-hour, 22-chapter campaign, I can confidently declare: the story is a jumbled mess, but honestly, who cares? The core experience is all about unleashing devastation on demons.

As the Slayer, players take on the role of a super-soldier whose demon-slaying skills dwarf those of mere mortals. But why is he the ultimate demon killer? Let’s not dwell on that – it’s time to slay!

The Slayer's Chaotic Dilemma

The story hints at Slayer being held captive by an alien faction called the Maykrs, floating above the epic battlefields of humanity against demons. His predicament is reminiscent of The Winter Soldier, lying in wait until called upon to wreak havoc on demonic foes.

Initially, he’s loaned out to a techno-medieval clan battling relentless Hell’s minions. Are these demons aliens? Is it Earth? The details are murky, but one thing is clear — the gameplay is intoxicating.

Unleashing Chaos

During his wild escapades, Slayer effortlessly obliterates hordes of demons with jaw-dropping moves, including gravity-defying leaps. His adventures take him through high-stakes battles to protect enigmatic artifacts from a major demonic antagonist, leading him through hellish landscapes that might just be an alien world too. Honestly, who has time to ponder the plot when you’re parrying with a chainsaw shield or piloting a mech suit?

Gameplay Over Plot

While the narrative isn’t winning any awards, the gameplay mechanics absolutely shine. The parry system and melee combat add a thrilling twist, making each encounter feel fresh. As your arsenal is upgraded, you’ll morph into an unstoppable force of carnage, moving seamlessly between brutal weapons tailored for maximum demon devastation.

The Slayer’s Unyielding Legacy

By the time you reach the thrilling conclusion of The Dark Ages, you’ll grasp why demons quake in fear at the mere mention of Doomguy. He commandeers the Maykr ship, transforming it into his base of operations for his unending quest to eradicate demonic forces. Think of him as the John Wick of the demon world, relentless and on a warpath fueled by vengeance. Why does he hunt demons? It’s details like these that you might overlook, but honestly, isn’t it all about the exhilarating bloodbath?