A Remarkable Milestone

As The Late Show with Stephen Colbert marks its 10th anniversary, we celebrate not only the show's triumphs but also the unforgettable moments that have kept viewers giggling and gasping.

Words that Bite: Big Brother's Red Queen

Rachel Reilly didn’t hold back as she exited Big Brother, delivering a fierce message to the newcomers: “Don’t think I’m going to make your jury roundtable easy. You’re going to have to work to win this game... If you want to be a legend like me, then you’re going to work for it and earn it.” It’s a powerful reminder that in reality TV, no victory comes without a fight.

Intense Love: NCIS's Texting Dilemma

In a humorous exchange that showcases the dynamics between characters, Tony joked, “Texting with periods. This woman is intense.” Ziva’s quick comeback only adds to the banter and reminds us of their unique relationship.

Limits and Laughs: Only Murders in the Building

Oliver, played by Martin Short, comically outlines his lines in the creative world: “There’s very little I won’t do. A musical about 9/11? Took that call! But the mob? Nope! Don’t do the mob.” This scene uncovers Oliver's quirky boundaries, adding layer to his humorous persona.

Family Drama: The Summer I Turned Pretty

In a striking moment, Denise quips, “Turns out your dad knows about me and Steven starting our own company, so he chose the day of our Lord’s birth to blow it all up.” It’s a witty reflection that intertwines holiday humor with family tension, proving that no season is without its drama.

Conclusion: A Celebration of Wit and Wisdom

As we revel in these memorable quotes from various shows featured on The Late Show, it’s clear that humor remains an integral part of storytelling. Here’s to many more years filled with laughter and insight!