
Canadians Chuckle at Hilarious Altered Wine Labels Mocking Wayne Gretzky’s Trump Ties
2025-03-11
Author: Emma
The Canadian public is getting a good laugh thanks to some creatively altered wine labels targeting hockey legend Wayne Gretzky. Images of these humorous labels, which poke fun at Gretzky's controversial connections with former U.S. President Donald Trump, surfaced on Reddit late Monday night and quickly went viral.
The wines, produced under the Wayne Gretzky Estate label, have become the focal point of satire after an anonymous poster claimed to have spotted the modified labels at an LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario) store in Toronto, though the exact location remains undisclosed.
One of the most scathing descriptions reads: “This mediocre Ontario Chardonnay reeks of betrayal. Expect hints of moral rot, fermented in the casks of vast wealth,” while also noting flavor profiles such as “acrid and treasony.” Such biting commentary certainly resonates with the growing public sentiment regarding Gretzky's established reputation now tarnished by political ties.
Another label humorously critiques his Cabernet Merlot, stating it is “weak as its namesake’s moral fiber,” with descriptors like “sad and two-faced.” The Baco Noir bottle was humorously noted for bearing “a hint of garbage bag,” and the Pinot Grigio label quipped that “Terry Fox would not have used this swill to put out a fire.”
To add to the hilarity, the playful labels even recommended bizarre wine pairings, suggesting raccoon meat prepared in various ways, paired with an unflattering claim that the wine's origin was the USA. In reality, the Wayne Gretzky Estate produces all its wines in Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario.
An LCBO spokesperson responded to the chatter by stating, “At this time, we have found no evidence to suggest that any product label was altered in our stores,” implying that these hilarious images may have been digitally edited.
Despite the uncertainty surrounding the labels’ authenticity, the reaction from Ontarians has been overwhelmingly positive, with many taking to social media to share their amusement.
"This label made my evening," celebrated one Reddit user, while another chimed in, “Whoever wrote those should consider a life in comedy writing.” Yet another user humorously advised against disrespecting a plate of raccoon with the “swill” being offered.
It’s moments like these that bring communities together in laughter, showcasing the vibrant Canadian spirit and the ability to find humor in even the most absurd situations. As the discussion continues, one thing remains clear: the connection between sports, celebrity, and politics can spark both controversy and an unexpected wave of creativity.